Throwback: Remember these? they made your lips look super duper shiny, like you just finished eating a bucket of chicken. I remember the saccharine sweet scent and how silly I looked with my lips looking like a plastic couch cover.
I want to be able to a handstand so badly
Im sooo going to make it soon!
fucking hell this cat knows how to throw a party
literally a regular Tuesday in Florida
haha he looks fucking traumatized
“the nipples just..just came off..”
“Another Florida woman-“
“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”
I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.
That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.
Walk up in the club like “Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s… You know, there’s gambling and alcohol, and it’s in our dangerous warehouse and it’s a school night… And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?”
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